(At dinner tonight)
A: "Hey Momma?"
"Yes?"
A: "Do you want to know how much I love you?"
"Of course I do! Tell me."
A: "Like, billions. Like you know all the people in the whole world? And all the stars in the whole world? And also all the zebras in the whole world? And all the pumpkins in the whole world? THAT much!"
"Wow, baby! Wonderful! That's so much!"
A: "Oh, and one more thing. You know INDIA? I love you that much too. As much as INDIA!! And that's a very big street."
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