I asked her the following questions that I received in an email forward, just to see what her responses would be. And, per usual, they were epic. Enjoy :)
Why did God make mothers?
Because they had to be born before the babies! Duh!
How did God make mothers?
Well, the angels are helpers for God, and the angels pick what Mommy gets a turn to go down and have a baby.
What ingredients are mothers made of?
A bunch of soil, flour, vegetable oil, milk, and butter. And a little cinnamon stick to make her smell good.
Why did God give you your mother and not some other mom?
Because she it the prettiest one in the land.
What kind of a little girl was your mom?
My kind. Like, the same way as me.
Why did your mom marry your dad?
Because you guys loved each other millions. Also because wings are when people love people. (<--???)
Who's the boss at your house? (giggling)
Definitely Daddy.
What's the difference between moms and dads?
Beards, mustaches, and big boobs.
What does your mom do in her spare time?
Fun things, like games and laundry and making breakfast for everyone.
What would it take to make your mom perfect?
More fancy princess dresses.
If you could change one thing about your mom, what would it be?
Put on lipstick and blush and more hairspray. And that yellow perfume.
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