Dear Crayola,

Thank you kindly for producing TRULY kid friendly, TRULY washable, TRULY non-toxic markers. (Even the black ones that hold an uncanny resemblance to permanent markers at first glance.) Thank you for somehow living up to your promise of their washability, even from the mouth/lips/tongue of a curious toddler.

In other news, thank you Gavin James for shaving yet another several years off my life in an instant. Never a dull moment with a little boy in the house  :-)