While playing Barbies together in the playroom this afternoon, Ava looks at me with a very serious look and asks,
"Mom, do you want to know why Barbie has no nipples?"
I have no choice but to control the laughter that is so desperately trying to surface, put on my poker face, and respond, "Of course I want to know. Why?"
She responds in the most matter-of-fact manner: "Because she doesn't have to nurse any babies. She doesn't need nipples like yours, just these tiny little round pink boobs."
I'm sure Mattel would love to hear that one!
Saturday, January 2, 2010
Friday, January 1, 2010
New Year's revelation by my dear hubby:
(Allow me to set the scene for you: 11:57 pm on December 31st, we are perched comfortably on our couch in jammies with Dick Clark's New Year's Eve spectacular on TV)
Hubby: "Wow, guess what I just realized?" (takes my hand in his as he asks this. Note: I am anticipating an emotional, endearing statement about how much time has elapsed since we've been together, how many more decades he wants to spend as my husband, or something equally adorable & romantic)
Me: "What's that?"
Hubby: "(smirking) "The next time we enter a new decade, you'll be almost FORTY!!! Holy crap! Ha!"
3....2...1...HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Hubby: "Wow, guess what I just realized?" (takes my hand in his as he asks this. Note: I am anticipating an emotional, endearing statement about how much time has elapsed since we've been together, how many more decades he wants to spend as my husband, or something equally adorable & romantic)
Me: "What's that?"
Hubby: "(smirking) "The next time we enter a new decade, you'll be almost FORTY!!! Holy crap! Ha!"
3....2...1...HAPPY NEW YEAR!
New Year's Eve beverage of choice at Chez Derderian
Who needs a $200 bottle of '97 Dom to ring in the new year, when you can enjoy Martinelli's '09 sparkling cider for 3 bucks?!
A: "Mommy, this bubbly is amazing. Can we have it with hot dogs sometime?"
A: "Mommy, this bubbly is amazing. Can we have it with hot dogs sometime?"
Tuesday, December 29, 2009
Bidding adieu to a decade (?!)
As Jeff & I were enjoying a (rare) moment of quiet in the car a few nights ago, 2 kiddos peacefully snoozing in their car seats behind us, he sipped his extra large hazelnut coffee (skim milk, no sugar), took my hand in his, and softly asked me,
"Can you believe that the decade will be over in a few days?"
Umm, say WHAT? It honestly didn't even occur to me until I heard it out loud that we are about to bid adieu to the busiest, most chock-full, exhilarating, life-changing 10 years that we will (probably) ever experience together.
So now, in no particular order, allow me to take a trip down a 10-year memory lane and recount just a few of the events that have comprised a decade.
-I graduated high school & began college
-Jeff graduated high school & began college
-I met my birth-mother (and slew of siblings!)
-experienced college & everything it had to offer. (yes Bush, I even inhaled.)
-lived through 9-11-01...and I remember exactly where I was, what I was wearing, and sitting glued to the TV for hours upon endless hours. That day seemed to move in painful, surreal slow motion.
-started dating Jeff
-traveled to Spain-- met all of the Spaniards to whom I am related. What an unbelievable, life-changing trip....would love to go back with my own kiddos someday soon
-took trips to Dominican Republic (note to self: great place to visit, NEVER drink the water though. This includes using their ice in a drink.) & Aruba (<---amazing!)
-got engaged!
-planned a wedding
-purchased our first new car(s)
-Jeff scored an unbelievable job, at which he's been incredibly successful
-got married!
-got pregnant!
-found out about the pregnancy in the middle of the blizzard of '05 in NYC. It was magical!
-bought our first home. (got completely screwed-- but we're all the wiser for it!)
-welcomed Ms. Ava into the world (after 26+ hours of labor, 3 hours of pushing, and an emergency C-section in a pear tree)
-wrote a bunch of great children's books; came painfully close to having them published, only to have it fall through the cracks. Ouch.
-survived the terrible two's!
-watched more Teletubbies and Max & Ruby than I ever would have thought humanly possible
enjoyed all of Ava's firsts: smile, tooth, giggle, word, birthday, trip to Maine, ballet class, dance recital, soccer game, sleepover, etc
-got pregnant again
-welcomed Mr. Gavin into the world
-lots more that my exhausted brain is probably forgetting due to lack of sleep and it being 1 AM.
In conclusion, thank you last 10 years for being incredibly exciting, for keeping us on our toes, and for creating a foundation for a beautiful life ahead. At the very least, there's certainly never been a dull moment. A solid marriage, a house that we've transformed into a home, and 2 beautiful healthy children-- not a bad way to commemorate a decade.
Happy New Year's, and many happy, healthy years ahead!
"Can you believe that the decade will be over in a few days?"
Umm, say WHAT? It honestly didn't even occur to me until I heard it out loud that we are about to bid adieu to the busiest, most chock-full, exhilarating, life-changing 10 years that we will (probably) ever experience together.
So now, in no particular order, allow me to take a trip down a 10-year memory lane and recount just a few of the events that have comprised a decade.
-I graduated high school & began college
-Jeff graduated high school & began college
-I met my birth-mother (and slew of siblings!)
-experienced college & everything it had to offer. (yes Bush, I even inhaled.)
-lived through 9-11-01...and I remember exactly where I was, what I was wearing, and sitting glued to the TV for hours upon endless hours. That day seemed to move in painful, surreal slow motion.
-started dating Jeff
-traveled to Spain-- met all of the Spaniards to whom I am related. What an unbelievable, life-changing trip....would love to go back with my own kiddos someday soon
-took trips to Dominican Republic (note to self: great place to visit, NEVER drink the water though. This includes using their ice in a drink.) & Aruba (<---amazing!)
-got engaged!
-planned a wedding
-purchased our first new car(s)
-Jeff scored an unbelievable job, at which he's been incredibly successful
-got married!
-got pregnant!
-found out about the pregnancy in the middle of the blizzard of '05 in NYC. It was magical!
-bought our first home. (got completely screwed-- but we're all the wiser for it!)
-welcomed Ms. Ava into the world (after 26+ hours of labor, 3 hours of pushing, and an emergency C-section in a pear tree)
-wrote a bunch of great children's books; came painfully close to having them published, only to have it fall through the cracks. Ouch.
-survived the terrible two's!
-watched more Teletubbies and Max & Ruby than I ever would have thought humanly possible
enjoyed all of Ava's firsts: smile, tooth, giggle, word, birthday, trip to Maine, ballet class, dance recital, soccer game, sleepover, etc
-got pregnant again
-welcomed Mr. Gavin into the world
-lots more that my exhausted brain is probably forgetting due to lack of sleep and it being 1 AM.
In conclusion, thank you last 10 years for being incredibly exciting, for keeping us on our toes, and for creating a foundation for a beautiful life ahead. At the very least, there's certainly never been a dull moment. A solid marriage, a house that we've transformed into a home, and 2 beautiful healthy children-- not a bad way to commemorate a decade.
Happy New Year's, and many happy, healthy years ahead!
Friday, December 25, 2009
Thursday, December 24, 2009
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